rory-dognz 805 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 as an attempt top mark this weekend as my coming out as a wanker, for tomorrows' ride I'll wear Kona Jersey, Aussie knicks & green flouro calf compression sleeves.... is there anything else that can be added to increase the wankerness. does adding a camelbak increase the wank? to nerdy.... One of those cycling caps Link to post Share on other sites
Rocket Salad 1,163 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 I'll be taking my disc out for 20km tomorrow But it's legit - new tyre, PM battery and stuff and want to make sure all's good before I pack it up for Husky. Hey...... Take it easy. You already have the tat. You don't want to over do it. Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 Hey...... Take it easy. You already have the tat. You don't want to over do it. Yeah, good point. I'll behave Link to post Share on other sites
roxii 7,210 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 LOL! What about this? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
wetspot 97 Posted February 6, 2015 Report Share Posted February 6, 2015 TrannieMan ! Link to post Share on other sites
AP 2,296 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 LOL! What about this? You'd have to break 13hrs before you got one of those or you'll look like a total tool Link to post Share on other sites
roxii 7,210 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I've never been out there longer than 13 hours AP Link to post Share on other sites
ironpo 3,026 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 (edited) I'll be taking my disc out for 20km tomorrow But it's legit - new tyre, PM battery and stuff and want to make sure all's good before I pack it up for Husky. Edit Edited February 7, 2015 by ironpo Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Edit Aaawwww!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Tired 10 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Adornments to indicate status: 1. a wedding ring (because without it I'd be 1b. single again ) if I added any sort of tri-trash-tat - see #1b. Link to post Share on other sites
ironpo 3,026 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Let's get it to 12 pages Cheers Ivp Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 Let's get it to 12 pages Cheers Ivp Count me in for a few inane posts Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,746 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I only have the 5000 inane posts. But I'm pretty sure I'm a wanker! Can I be a wanker pleeeaaaasssseeee. Please certify me as a wanker. I feel all left out... Link to post Share on other sites
Mjainoz 1,039 Posted February 7, 2015 Report Share Posted February 7, 2015 I'm more a short course guy these days. I don't think I can keep this up .... Link to post Share on other sites
AP 2,296 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I only have the 5000 inane posts. But I'm pretty sure I'm a wanker! Can I be a wanker pleeeaaaasssseeee. Please certify me as a wanker. I feel all left out... You don't have to post any more goughy - I'm pretty sure you have already proven it you can go get your tatt straight away Link to post Share on other sites
sme1414 220 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 At some point in the next six weeks i am going to be riding around on the tt bike with the ffwd f6r wheels and a brand new laser tardiz helmet. I haven't raced since last march due to injury an have never had a tt helmet before and feel I need to get used to it before Mooloolaba. I can live with being a wanker Link to post Share on other sites
Tired 10 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I only have the 5000 inane posts. But I'm pretty sure I'm a wanker! Can I be a wanker pleeeaaaasssseeee. Please certify me as a wanker. I feel all left out... Time to change hands Link to post Share on other sites
PaperMan 332 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 At some point in the next six weeks i am going to be riding around on the tt bike with the ffwd f6r wheels and a brand new laser tardiz helmet. I haven't raced since last march due to injury an have never had a tt helmet before and feel I need to get used to it before Mooloolaba. I can live with being a wanker I did 80k this morning including the heavily cycled West Head route. Was on the TT rig with 808s and Tri shorts on. Pretty sure that I was the butt of a few bunch ride jokes, but I can live with that. I also have an Ironman sticker on the back of my Captiva, along with a stick family. I think I'm in the club. Link to post Share on other sites
Phoebus 110 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Rode 19k yesterday shakign down new sexy Enve wheels. Made up for it by doing 150 today though! Link to post Share on other sites
Katz 1,652 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 I was a total wanker this morning, in my defence, it was unintentional. I was heading out for a long ride with a friend. Was almost running later, but not quite, when I got my roadie out of the garage. Noticed the rear tyre was flat. Didn't have time to change it, as it takes me far longer than it should and usually involves tears, so I elected to take the TT instead. Now the last time the TT saw daylight was when it was removed from the bike rack after Busso and parked up in the shed. It still had race number, gels, bento box etc attached. I quickly ripped the number and gels off, rinsed the spilled gels, pumped up the tires, threw on my helmet (which also hadn't been out since Busso) and headed off on my way. When I met up with my friend I told her the story, showed her how the race number had untidily come off the seat post, we had a laugh and were on our way. When I got HOME after a 100k ride, I take off my helmet and notice my freaking race number is still on the front. What a wanker......... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
ratdog 614 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Katz Hang your head in shame. Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 My TT bike gets out now and then when, like Katz, I couldn't be bother/don't have time to change a flat on the roadie. These days it's generally to ride to work. It still has the m-dot sticker on the stem from transition check-in from Kona 1990. Link to post Share on other sites
AVAGO 352 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Went out yesterday for a solo 100 km ( Avago no friends ,,,:-) used the roadie, normal roadie gear, from my observation of the thousands of roadies out & about on Sydney's Northern Beaches yesterday I've committed at least major cycling sins. A/ I did not wear an all black jersey.....the jersey I wore was a Cannibal Red, White & Black.... the shame the shame B/ I did not wear long white socks that reach up to or over the calves.... my black ones are only ankle length. so I must be a wanker too Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,746 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 (edited) You don't have to post any more goughy - I'm pretty sure you have already proven it you can go get your tatt straight away You made me cry No tat for me, not if it won't gain me your respect! (that's a completely different thread) Edited February 8, 2015 by goughy Link to post Share on other sites
PaperMan 332 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Went out yesterday for a solo 100 km ( Avago no friends ,,,:-) used the roadie, normal roadie gear, from my observation of the thousands of roadies out & about on Sydney's Northern Beaches yesterday I've committed at least major cycling sins. A/ I did not wear an all black jersey.....the jersey I wore was a Cannibal Red, White & Black.... the shame the shame B/ I did not wear long white socks that reach up to or over the calves.... my black ones are only ankle length. so I must be a wanker too Wow, my jersey was yellow-green and I wore ankle-length running socks so that I could run off the bike. It's surprising that I was able to steer with one hand... Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Well done Jo-lene. 12 Pages. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Nice work! And I dont think i chipped in all weekend! Somehow though, it turned from a tattoo thread to a wanker thread. Mysterious. Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,746 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Wasn't a relationship between the two established Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted February 8, 2015 Report Share Posted February 8, 2015 Wasn't a relationship between the two established absolutely NOT! That's just vicious rumour and innuendo. I refuse to be sucked in, and steadfastly stick to the fact that someone changed the subject. I notice though that prizna has gone a bit quiet after I posted all the pics of stickers on my car. To entice him back, here's a couple more. My laptop, and desk at work...... 1 Link to post Share on other sites
AP 2,296 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 My TT bike gets out now and then when, like Katz, I couldn't be bother/don't have time to change a flat on the roadie. These days it's generally to ride to work. It still has the m-dot sticker on the stem from transition check-in from Kona 1990. Mate, it would have a few cobwebs on it as well wouldn't it - 1990 was a long time ago Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted February 9, 2015 Report Share Posted February 9, 2015 Mate, it would have a few cobwebs on it as well wouldn't it - 1990 was a long time ago It did about 1000km last year Al, in a year I didn't train. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 1 Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,746 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Please tell me that's not your leg? I mean, purple shoes.... What were you thinking? Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's the cammo pants that I'm worried about. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Please tell me that's not your leg? I mean, purple shoes.... What were you thinking?They go fast! They're my Port shoes! ! Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's the cammo pants that I'm worried about.But they are my favourites! ! Link to post Share on other sites
prizna 715 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 How much did it cost? I totes want one... Link to post Share on other sites
Rocket Salad 1,163 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Comfy looking couch Downesy. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 How much did it cost? I totes want one...$120 Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 How much did it cost? I totes want one...See! Camo pants and purple shoes will sell anything! ! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Comfy looking couch Downesy.Downesy?? Link to post Share on other sites
Rocket Salad 1,163 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Downesy??Sorry....Downesy68. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Sorry.... Downesy68. But I'm Cranky Link to post Share on other sites
Turts 2,981 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's not me either, I swear! Although...... have you changed your password yet Cranky? I could run amok with tattoos just for prizna Link to post Share on other sites
Rocket Salad 1,163 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 But I'm CrankySorry....was getting you mixed up with downesys other name Clarky. Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Sorry....was getting you mixed up with downesys other name Clarky. You've got to be kidding! Thinking back on some of my past posts (not to mention thoughts) I now feel kinda dirty. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 It's not me either, I swear! Although...... have you changed your password yet Cranky? I could run amok with tattoos just for prizna Na. Go for gold! ! Link to post Share on other sites
TenPints 858 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 SNAP!!! Me and me camo pants and IM tattoo! Link to post Share on other sites
downesy68 1,085 Posted June 12, 2015 Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 Sorry....was getting you mixed up with downesys other name Clarky. Haha. I told her you thought we were the same person! She looks much better in Budgie Smugglers than I do. Link to post Share on other sites
Cranky 1,285 Posted June 12, 2015 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2015 SNAP!!! Me and me camo pants and IM tattoo! Lol. No Fosters for me! Link to post Share on other sites
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