Popular Post yoyo 1,326 Posted August 10, 2013 Popular Post Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Hello members of 'Transitions Triathlon forum'. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Ravi and, along with some colleagues of mine you have all been involved in one of the largest studies into online forum psychology and behavioural analysis ever run. Literally right under your obnoxious triathlete noses, over the past 7.5 years and 20,000 posts, you have been poked prodded and probed whilst remaining completely unaware. I'm sure you are keen to meet the team ; That's me, Ravi, on the left. In the middle is Durgesh and on the right is Srinivas. In this pick we are installing a turbo in Durgesh's mothers Sybian motor. We didnt see her for months after that. But of course to you all, WE are "YoYo". "But why" ?? We hear you ask. Well, it's simple really, we are all doing our PhD in Behavioural Science and had a keen interest in the Internets through our Platinum Vivid Ent. accounts. So we thought "let's find the most f*cked up narcisstic group of individuals online we can and "study" them for an extended period of time". It sounded pretty easy to start with, but it got very complicated and at times, messy with many tears and much Jack Daniels spilled. In fact, there were actually 4 of us to start with, but our ex-friend Geet completely flipped out on us there towards the start when you f*ckers shut down the Ozchat site and we thought everything had been shat on. Geet totally lost his lollies and decided to leave the study group to focus on his penchants for video games, white girls and confectionary. Here's Geet in a pretty typical Pxt we get from time to time, making it rain hunneds with some latvian chick in Dubai. He was one loose fcker.... Geet actually got married to some white Gamer chick, here's a pic from their wedding. That boy loved his Xbox... Like I said he had a love for confectionary but his Condom ice cream line never really took off in Asia So in terms of staistical analysis we knew that we would require in the vicinity of 20,000 posts over however long that would take, we estimated 10 years based on the small amount of data available to us from some of the early memebers. Turns out you were typical australians - lazy. We smashed you. It wasn't easy though, the three of us working around the clock whilst also having to battle with the learnings of advanced australian piss extraction, shit slinging and general sledging. Now I know what some of you might be thinking - "But i have MET "YoYo"! Early on we came across this conundrum - if we were to represent a person taking part in real life sporting events, we would need a person ! So in the backwaters of Bangkok, in some kind of male strip joint that also included baby oil cage fighting, we found this guy - Mr Manuel Slyder.... He would come to embody everything we sought in an Australian Triathlete - arrogance, flair, over confidence, a distinct lack of ability when it actually counted, and a good tan. So we would roll Mr Slyder out at races and some squad training sessions as required to keep the illusion going. We can't believe the ruse lasted all this time to be honest, but as Srini was saying the other day, you Australian triathletes are so far up yourselves how can you possibly notice anything other than the inside of your own colon ? So over the years we have greatly enjoyed antagonising most of you, particularly in the early years when it was mainly Durgesh monitoring the forum and adding replies. That was before Durgi was diagnosed with BiPolar and got medicated, so he was a bit brash and irritable alot of the time, everything seemed to be about sticking something in someones mum ! haha.... ol' Durgi, those were the days...... Sadly Durgi got taken out by a drone strike in southern Pakistan back in 2011. On the bright side he's not BiPolar anymore. So that's about it, you've all been had. To those offended over the years - EAD. To those we didn't get around to, it's probably an indicator of how insignificant you actually are. We've been informed by our steering and compliance committee that it's OK to take questions, so if you have any then fire away and either Srinivasa or Myself might bother to reply. 13 Link to post Share on other sites
Quack 210 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Congratulations YoYo Link to post Share on other sites
Clydesdale 66 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 GOLD!!!!! 7.5 years. You get less for hitting a cyclist these days!!!!! Congrats! Link to post Share on other sites
Quack 210 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Will this bring cjmacca out of the woodwork for a few kind words on this auspicious occasion? Link to post Share on other sites
JGF 186 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 I am hearing rumours that this bloke was also one of your colleagues who flipped out and left the program. Link to post Share on other sites
Naut 718 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 When can we read the findings of the study? Such commitment will surely result in tremendous insight. Really keen to know what you will title the study. Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,735 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 7.5 years to get to 20k? You got nothing on some golfers!! But congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
Flanman 2,472 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Link to post Share on other sites
Arpit 283 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 (edited) Edited August 10, 2013 by Arpit Link to post Share on other sites
Slowman 352 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 So AP was right you spent far too much time on the forum making excuses (and probably drinking milk) instead of developing the mental strength required to go sub 9 Link to post Share on other sites
smiffy 162 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 This has to be transferred to Tri-gold. Awesome stuff! Link to post Share on other sites
Bored@work 4,121 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Hurry up & deliver my butter chicken with garlic naan bread. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Arpit 283 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Havent heard the name "Durgesh" since high school 1 Link to post Share on other sites
nealo 1,657 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 We've been informed by our steering and compliance committee that it's OK to take questions, so if you have any then fire away and either Srinivasa or Myself might bother to reply. Can you stop the calls pretending to be from Microsoft as well? Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
goughy 3,735 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 I knew you weren't truly a six foot white honky! Link to post Share on other sites
spartan 191 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Who the **** tried to sell NZ on eBay then??? 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Rocket Salad 1,163 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Who the **** tried to sell NZ on eBay then??? wasnt that just their Navy? Link to post Share on other sites
ratdog 614 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Quality Yoyo-ism. Congrats. Link to post Share on other sites
Oompa Loompa 901 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 That was funny http://tvnz.co.nz/view/page/411365/712869 Link to post Share on other sites
The Customer 2,194 Posted August 10, 2013 Report Share Posted August 10, 2013 Is it just me or are Yoyo's arms and legs too small for his body? Link to post Share on other sites
noelski 24 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 I once worked with a chick that claimed to have worked with JoJo at Flight Centre. This shit goes deeper than deep with these revelations. Link to post Share on other sites
Stikman 1,796 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Some interweb detective work has led me to believe that YoYo is in fact Durgesh's mother trying to gain revenge for the boys souping up the sybian. Trying to wipe the smile off their faces like she never could hers. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Easy 1,711 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Well at least that explains why you're so 'up and down'... Link to post Share on other sites
hanging lake 119 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 You idiot. Link to post Share on other sites
The Customer 2,194 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Well at least that explains why you're so 'up and down'... and at times 'in a spin' 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MountainMan 894 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Sand box. Link to post Share on other sites
Go Easy 1,711 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Well at least that explains why you're so 'up and down'... and at times 'in a spin' Just stringing us along... Link to post Share on other sites
Peter 4,248 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 Congratulations Ravi. A great ruse. Certainly one for the ages. Can you please update us on your Cricket stats? I am sure kamahl will be interested in that. Maybe a 10 questions? Link to post Share on other sites
A2K 920 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 The ironing is delicious Please lets all talk about me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ayto 657 Posted August 11, 2013 Report Share Posted August 11, 2013 He would come to embody everything we sought in an Australian Triathlete - arrogance, flair, over confidence, a distinct lack of ability when it actually counted, and a good tan. It's amazing how quickly you (all) were able to slot into this role Ravi et al.............top job. You embody everything that is triathlon.... Nice work Yo!! Link to post Share on other sites
Will 142 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Absolute quality 20,000 post. Well done. Link to post Share on other sites
Freak 53 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 I rate Roxii higher. Link to post Share on other sites
Ex-Hasbeen 8,122 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 This is where Roxii as a moderator goes in & deletes 3 or 4 of Ravi et al's posts to bring it down to a brilliant 19,997th post. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
conor 14 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 I don't get it? Who's veronda? Link to post Share on other sites
Varondah 2 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 It's Varondah - as in DAH! Link to post Share on other sites
Niseko 779 Posted August 12, 2013 Report Share Posted August 12, 2013 Love your work yoyo! Link to post Share on other sites
Arpit 283 Posted August 20, 2013 Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 (edited) So ever since YoYo supposedly came out claiming "him"self to be Ravi with a side of Durghesh and Srinivas thrown in - the Indian in me is deeply disturbed and confused. I went and searched all his posts to find clues of "his" authencity and as I thought there were none. Think about it - 3 Indian guys with nerdy names like Ravi etc and never the slightest mention of Math !!! Leave alone Algebra or Trigonometry - he hasn't even called anyone "obtuse"... something didnt added up and I knew it.... Have you ever wondered what YoYo's surname is ??? Take a guess... Its not slyder.. . . . . . http://s1118.photobucket.com/user/Arpit0180/media/014.jpg.html?filters[user]=117425844&filters[recent]=1&sort=1&o=0 And the manuel slyder theory is all cock and balls as well.. In fact to think about it - there is no cock or ball involved at all... YOYO is a CHICK http://s1118.photobucket.com/user/Arpit0180/media/015.jpg.html?filters[user]=117425844&filters[recent]=1&sort=1&o=1 Name tags dont lie. Edited August 20, 2013 by Arpit Link to post Share on other sites
yoyo 1,326 Posted August 20, 2013 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2013 No mo' lice for yoo mistahh! Link to post Share on other sites
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