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6 minutes ago, roxii said:

This thread is about instagram so add some #'s or go elsewhere

#narc 😋

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7 minutes ago, Bored@work said:

You could say that. Or you could say I’m focused & have a target to chase now. The guy rides two grades above me. I’m chasing it like a dog. So I would call that foucused. 

You should try the same thing with the dudes who out ride you every year in Kona 😏

The tiger doesnt worry about what the antelope is doing...

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The tiger is almost extinct, the antelope is roaming the the plains with out fear & eating everything he can get. Looking over his shoulder giving zero fks.

 

 

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27 minutes ago, Bored@work said:

The tiger is almost extinct, the antelope is roaming the the plains with out fear & eating everything he can get. Looking over his shoulder giving zero fks.

Thanks david attenborough https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5HFDtVAs4U

 

 

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1 hour ago, AP said:

Mate you're looking outside of your square meter again - get your shit together in your own square meter and "the plonka" won't even matter - do you think Elvis was worried about what Roy Orbison did - be like Elvis 😎

But I thought that was the whole point in Crit's & Road racing. If you just keep to your own square metre, 35 riders go past you in the last 100m.

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1 hour ago, Ex-Hasbeen said:

But I thought that was the whole point in Crit's & Road racing. If you just keep to your own square metre, 35 riders go past you in the last 100m.

Old mate got me on the line. After sitting in & chopping my wheel for 75km. 

& don't disagree with him or you will get called a flea

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2 hours ago, Bored@work said:

The tiger is almost extinct, the antelope is roaming the the plains with out fear & eating everything he can get. Looking over his shoulder giving zero fks.

 

 

This is getting very deep for a Friday!

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4 hours ago, Bored@work said:

Old mate got me on the line. After sitting in & chopping my wheel for 75km. 

& don't disagree with him or you will get called a flea

Noone signs up to do a turn on the front. Get him off your wheel, keep him where you can see him ☺.  And I agree, its great to have a target in a race. Good luck  & have fun

 

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Ok this has gone far enough #’s or I lock this thread 

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1 hour ago, roxii said:

Ok this has gone far enough #’s or I lock this thread 

Do you think you own this place or something?

#toolate 

 

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1 hour ago, roxii said:

Ok this has gone far enough #’s or I lock this thread 

Its very cat3memes right now :D

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For those that have run in a g string. Would this be uncomfortable?

 

 

 

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I reckon the draft busters would know where to be. 

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2 hours ago, Peter said:

For those that have run in a g string. Would this be uncomfortable?

Yes it is.

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4 minutes ago, The Customer said:

Anyone else follow the rise and fall of @purely_palmer?

I remember her from a bike crash? With donuts?  Or wrong person?

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On 27/07/2019 at 8:34 PM, The Customer said:

Anyone else follow the rise and fall of @purely_palmer?

I need some cliff notes on this persons rise and fall. 

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59 minutes ago, dazmuzza said:

I need some cliff notes on this persons rise and fall. 

Very thin.

Skimpy cycling kit with low cleavage .

100,000+ followers

Fake boobs

Always showed donuts but never seen eating them

Lots of ridiculously nebulous statements that never really meant anything ("Continuing to refuel my spirits with the trust that what's coming is smoother waters, or just better sailing skills" )

 

Got hit by a car while riding last year. Multiple surgeries, major internal injuries, aneurysm etc. Still can't exercise, but still sporting the exact same body.

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5 minutes ago, Ex-Hasbeen said:

Always showed donuts but never seen eating them

it's like rebecca judd on Postcards TV show here.

She is always pictured about to eat something but never actually eat it.

Example below.  She would never eat 3 finger buns. Not many people would. Yet here she is pretending she is going too.

Related image

Image result for bec judd skinny

 

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If she does, it's coming straight back up after a trip to the pisser...

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On 27/07/2019 at 8:17 PM, The Customer said:

Same person. Always had donuts. Never ate them though.

Sounds like me, but I eat the donuts. 

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6 hours ago, Peter said:

She would never eat 3 finger buns. Not many people would.

 

3 is not normal? :(

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9 hours ago, nealo said:

 

3 is not normal? :(

Exactly why people need to stop believing what they see on instagram.  

Such fake shit. 

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10 hours ago, nealo said:

 

3 is not normal? :(

There's a reason there are 4 in a pack. 

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2 hours ago, Peter said:

Exactly why people need to stop believing what they see on instagram.  

Such fake shit. 

Next thing you will be telling me ppl don't really work fulltime on the tools, have two jobs & get up at 3am for training while still finding time to do family stuff and other things in their lives.

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52 minutes ago, Bored@work said:

Next thing you will be telling me ppl don't really work fulltime on the tools, have two jobs & get up at 3am for training while still finding time to do family stuff and other things in their lives.

yeah well we know thats totally bullshit.  But he just posts that on here and not on Instagram.

I see your other female friend did a photo yesterday getting out of the pool. With the caption under it, she hadn't swum in months. And to make it even better she quit instagram 6 months ago.  that lasted 4 weeks

 

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Fake face stuffing and barbie toes nightmare notwithstanding, is her 'fall' due to being hit by a car?  

Because I don't think that's something any of us should find any pleasure in.

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59 minutes ago, Peter said:

More gold here. 

 

Daaaaym, lol could tell that was going to end in disaster right from the start! 

I actually broke my leg sort of like that, had just finished surfing and was making my way back in knackered as all hell and not really paying attention to anything, don't even know where I was looking but anyway this big arse shore breaker picked me up out of no where and polaxed me into the sand-craaaack! 

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4 hours ago, FatPom said:

Fake face stuffing and barbie toes nightmare notwithstanding, is her 'fall' due to being hit by a car?  

Because I don't think that's something any of us should find any pleasure in.

No is taking pleasure in someone's suffering. Cruel way to be taught a lesson in humility.

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43 minutes ago, The Customer said:

No is taking pleasure in someone's suffering. Cruel way to be taught a lesson in humility.

Unless hit whilst riding like an idiot and taking a selfie, how does getting struck by a car out riding teach anyone anything about humility with instagram posts? 

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How to people seriously digest or even understand the crap they write. 

Surely somewhere on the web there is an instagram inspirational quote generator they use. 

I think I’m pretty well read and have a decent grasp of the English language but the stuff they write (or probably steal) is mostly just a string of meaningless gibberish. 

And what’s worse is others think it’s inspirational and aspirational.

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5 minutes ago, roxii said:

And what’s worse is others think it’s inspirational and aspirational.

Soz mate, I'll tone it down a bit. :D

I follow a few foreign AG tri types - mostly US, but a couple of Euros thrown in.

I generally find a more positive outlook from a lot of them.

I do wonder what happened to one girl who was a prolific poster and basically stopped a couple of months ago.

Maybe she got a real life?

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11 minutes ago, The Customer said:

Perspective

Perspective won't save you from a careless driver. 

You're trying to connect the completely unconnected.  

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1 hour ago, The Customer said:

No is taking pleasure in someone's suffering. Cruel way to be taught a lesson in humility.

I'm confused.  You said you were following her 'rise and fall'.  I'm asking where the 'fall' is. Has she lost followers?  Displayed more humility (that would be a first for these types), stopped training?

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1 hour ago, Turts said:

Perspective won't save you from a careless driver. 

You're trying to connect the completely unconnected.  

I get it. You were a fan.

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43 minutes ago, The Customer said:

You can't lose followers that you've paid for.

Oh I see. i don't follow anyone, on anything, hence my confusion.   I'm really too old for this 'Insta' culture.

If I wanted to buy friends I'd just shout a round at the pub. :lol:

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13 hours ago, more said:

Daaaaym, lol could tell that was going to end in disaster right from the start! 

I actually broke my leg sort of like that, had just finished surfing and was making my way back in knackered as all hell and not really paying attention to anything, don't even know where I was looking but anyway this big arse shore breaker picked me up out of no where and polaxed me into the sand-craaaack! 

Got the video?  I know an account that has millions that would love to see that

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31 minutes ago, Peter said:

Got the video?  I know an account that has millions that would love to see that

Ummm no, but I was lying on the sand unable to move yelling and waving my arms to my mate still out the back and he thought I was saying shark-never seen him paddle so quick in my life!!

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