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Congratulations to Prince Nasser on his victory in Kona today.  The Prince beat all comers, Allah willing, on the lava fields of the big island. 

It was the hardest recorded day in Kona history but Prince Nasser won the world championship in a time of 6hrs and 1 minute. 

Official results will have the time as different, this is at the Prince’s request as he is a humble man. 

Macca and I watched it all unfold from Mad Marlin’s and also up at the Clif House, in between double dinking a fat wheeler down the Queen K so we could laugh at Lionel. 

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6 minutes ago, Ironnerd said:

Did Sunny join you and Macca for a beer?

We all shared a large poke bowl and almond frappacino’s at Huggo’s Late yesterday afternoon.  The sun was glistening off Sunny’s inordinantly large forearms and causing the sweat to drip off Macca’s chins. 

Tomorrow we’ve agreed to go get matching ‘Bro’s b4 ho’s’ tatts. It was all just a big misunderstanding . 

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6 minutes ago, Peter said:

Confirmation from macca he is the world champion. 

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Didn’t Admiral General Aladeen get a start in the Murderous Dictator category?

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4 minutes ago, Bored@work said:

BTW is he related to Mia? 

She seems like a cool chick. Very funny & loves her sport.

Frack me. I never knew that kind of stuff existed. And on the internet as well! Lordy Lordy Lordy. 

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3 minutes ago, Chuckie M said:

I saw a really good interview by Lance with Mia. It's on YouTube 😉

I listened to the podcast & have seen a few of her funny responses on Instagram. Never watched her other work. I had never heard of her before the lance podcast.

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1 hour ago, yoyo said:

Congratulations to Prince Nasser on his victory in Kona today.  The Prince beat all comers, Allah willing, on the lava fields of the big island. 

It was the hardest recorded day in Kona history but Prince Nasser won the world championship in a time of 6hrs and 1 minute. 

Official results will have the time as different, this is at the Prince’s request as he is a humble man. 

Macca and I watched it all unfold from Mad Marlin’s and also up at the Clif House, in between double dinking a fat wheeler down the Queen K so we could laugh at Lionel. 

Thank God your back! 

 

@willie get this guy on a plane to Perth. I need a fluffer 

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On 14/10/2018 at 4:56 PM, The Customer said:

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11 hours ago, The Customer said:

who's Mia?

 

a girl who tried the porn industry for 3 months, now She is scarred for life😕

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IM Talk interviewed the Prince after he crossed the line. He mentioned that he won his category. Perhaps there was a category for the fastest Prince at Kona. Harry and Will were too soft to turn up.😀

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I've been out of the game for a while, i assume there are now categories for Vegans, 3rd Wave Feminists, etc ? 

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Just now, yoyo said:

I've been out of the game for a while, i assume there are now categories for Vegans, 3rd Wave Feminists, etc ? 

Pretty much like all of Ironman now,  Anthing is possible if you have enough money. 

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15 hours ago, The Customer said:

who's Mia?

 

I think she may have appeared in some content alongside talent with names like this:

 

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They got him up on stage as the winner of the CEOs category - he even had his 747 parked at the Kona airport - on the run he had two motor bikes accompanying him - when he got up at presentations with his all white robes on I thought it was Yo-Yo making a comeback 😀

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18 minutes ago, AP said:

They got him up on stage as the winner of the CEOs category - he even had his 747 parked at the Kona airport - on the run he had two motor bikes accompanying him - when he got up at presentations with his all white robes on I thought it was Yo-Yo making a comeback 😀

Murdering and torturing folk can be corporatised of course. 

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Was on the phone to the Prince earlier today, needless to say he is most jealous of the Saudi’s right now

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30 minutes ago, prizna said:

AP said the 'ceo' section. If that's the case FFF is gonna be going to Kona in the 'postie' category

Yeah ****ing oath mate 😎🤘I need a salad bowl. Or a bowl to put all the keys in on a Friday night 😂😂😂😂

Whilst we are at it let's have a category for everyone. 👍👍✌️

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1 minute ago, Bored@work said:

He raced CEO. What business does he run? I thought he was in the military. He raced the military division last year.

He'll need to do a whole Xmas season with junk mail and a split each day for entry into the Postie division 😎🤘💪😂😂😂

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1 hour ago, Bored@work said:

He raced CEO. What business does he run? I thought he was in the military. He raced the military division last year.

If the other CEOs buck against this WTC will just start a new category for royal family members - Prince Harry might even give it a go - I don't know how a read head would handle the Kona sun though 😏

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Bahrain media are reporting that the Shaikh 'won' the World Championships. I've had a few people from there ask me if, in fact, he did actually win the whole thing 😂

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8 minutes ago, The Customer said:

Bahrain media are reporting that the Shaikh 'won' the World Championships. I've had a few people from there ask me if, in fact, he did actually win the whole thing 😂

Anthing is possible 

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50 minutes ago, The Customer said:

Bahrain media are reporting that the Shaikh 'won' the World Championships. I've had a few people from there ask me if, in fact, he did actually win the whole thing 😂

Be careful clarifying it for them, you’d hate to be labelled a dissenter, you just know the Prince will be looking to level up with the Saudi’s. 

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5 hours ago, Bored@work said:

He raced CEO. What business does he run? I thought he was in the military. He raced the military division last year.

He's the President of the Bahrain Olympic Committee, amongst other things. I guess that qualifies him in CEO division.

Does anyone know if there was also a Military Division and if the winner of that was faster than the Shaikh? I just went to the official results and couldn't see any Military or CEO division listed. Are those results secret?

Would be nice if you could pick your own category to guarantee a win.

Did any age groupers get drug tested at Kona? Would love to see any one of the 3 Bahrainis that raced getting a random drug test LOL

 

There ya go. All the 'facts' are in the first Para - it's on the netweb so it must it true. 😂

 

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It seems odd that he can qualify for Kona in the Military division and then win the CEO division in Kona.

According to Google he qualified at Ironman 70.3 Middle East Championship held in Bahrain Bay in the military division.

DISCLAIMER - No matter how he qualified he is still 2+ hours faster than me.

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5 hours ago, Ironnerd said:

It seems odd that he can qualify for Kona in the Military division and then win the CEO division in Kona.

I’m sure Kim-Jong could offer some insights on this.

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8 hours ago, The Customer said:

He's the President of the Bahrain Olympic Committee, amongst other things. I guess that qualifies him in CEO division.

Does anyone know if there was also a Military Division and if the winner of that was faster than the Shaikh? I just went to the official results and couldn't see any Military or CEO division listed. Are those results secret?

Would be nice if you could pick your own category to guarantee a win.

Did any age groupers get drug tested at Kona? Would love to see any one of the 3 Bahrainis that raced getting a random drug test L

They don't check the CEO division any way. They just take your money.  I raced IM AZ in the CEO division as a professional chicken farmer. 

My friend (who is a CEO) & his wife do every race in the CEO category. I don't think she has worked a day in her life. 

Another guy I know raced IM Boulder 13:30 in the CEO division to get his spot.  He went 14+hrs & is stocked with his wooden fruit bowl and all the free swag he got with his entry. 

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It was announced as he got on the stage that he won the ceo division because he raised $43k

no mention of his time for race day 

 

makes you wonder why or how he raised $43k when he probably makes that every second  of everyday just on the interest his bank accounts earn 

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1 minute ago, ironpo said:

It was announced as he got on the stage that he won the ceo division because he raised $43k

no mention of his time for race day 

 

makes you wonder why or how he raised $43k when he probably makes that every second  of everyday just on the interest his bank accounts earn 

Probably just cleared out the emergency "coke and donut money" out of his bike spares bag. 

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Just now, roxii said:

Probably just cleared out the emergency "coke and donut money" out of his bike spares bag. 

Or out of the console of the 747 after he parked it at Kona airport 

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If youre not contributing at least as much as it costs to fuel up your private jet, GTFO

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