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>be Australian
>alarm goes off at 6.30am
>still wearing hivis from yesterde
>three different Prime Ministers have come and gone overnight
>fourth one is about to be sworn in
>make brekky
>bite into strawberry
>cop a sewing needle through the roof of the mouth
>can't feel it because still pissed from the fifteen cans of Emu Export last night
>drive to site
>Fooeys are playing on Triple M, ****en grouse
>bite into a meat pie at lunch
>full of sewing needles and redback spiders
>drop pie and make apprentice pick it all up
>knock off at 2
>straight to bottleo
>block of bushchook and a pouch of white ox
>open pouch to roll a smoke
>full of sewing needles and blue ring octopuses 
>get stung and stabbed multiple times
>she'll be right mate
>crack tinnie
>turn on telly
>another leadership spill means a fifth Prime Minister is being sworn in
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
>NSW government has just banned nightclubs, festivals, alcohol, cars, walking, sneezing, and the concept of joy
>absolute bloody outrage this is
>walk back into kitchen and open fridge
>full of sewing needles and a great white shark
>get eaten
>it's me RDO tomorra so she'll be right

 

 

From my sisters boyfriend who is an Englishman 😂👌

 

Happy Friday all 

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2 hours ago, Stikman said:

Hang on, let me go grab my joke dadabase...

wow

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I'm glad no one has resorted to any poo jokes yet, they aren't my favourite...

 

but the do come in a solid number 2

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Just now, FatPom said:

The chicken 😎

But that makes me.... 😮

 

 

This is a terrible thread. I love it. 

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On ‎21‎/‎09‎/‎2018 at 5:53 AM, FFF1077 said:

>be Australian
>alarm goes off at 6.30am
>still wearing hivis from yesterde
>three different Prime Ministers have come and gone overnight
>fourth one is about to be sworn in
>make brekky
>bite into strawberry
>cop a sewing needle through the roof of the mouth
>can't feel it because still pissed from the fifteen cans of Emu Export last night
>drive to site
>Fooeys are playing on Triple M, ****en grouse
>bite into a meat pie at lunch
>full of sewing needles and redback spiders
>drop pie and make apprentice pick it all up
>knock off at 2
>straight to bottleo
>block of bushchook and a pouch of white ox
>open pouch to roll a smoke
>full of sewing needles and blue ring octopuses 
>get stung and stabbed multiple times
>she'll be right mate
>crack tinnie
>turn on telly
>another leadership spill means a fifth Prime Minister is being sworn in
>fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle
>NSW government has just banned nightclubs, festivals, alcohol, cars, walking, sneezing, and the concept of joy
>absolute bloody outrage this is
>walk back into kitchen and open fridge
>full of sewing needles and a great white shark
>get eaten
>it's me RDO tomorra so she'll be right

 

 

From my sisters boyfriend who is an Englishman 😂👌

 

Happy Friday all 

I saw this in another news article.

But to be honest, I don't know a single Australian that this would apply to except for the reference to current topical issues of Strawberries and Prime Ministers.

 

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10 minutes ago, IronmanFoz said:

I saw this in another news article.

But to be honest, I don't know a single Australian that this would apply to except for the reference to current topical issues of Strawberries and Prime Ministers.

 

You live on the east coast ay...? LOL 

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20 minutes ago, IronmanFoz said:

I saw this in another news article.

But to be honest, I don't know a single Australian that this would apply to except for the reference to current topical issues of Strawberries and Prime Ministers.

 

 

9 minutes ago, FFF1077 said:

You live on the east coast ay...? LOL 

You only have to get 100km from the coast, or anywhere north of Maryborough for it to start applying. You don't need to get all the way to WA. :)

 

Sorry Skel.

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4 hours ago, Tyno said:

I'm glad Blane sacrificed himself for FPs "joke".

Poor Flipper :D

I was waiting for someone to respond before I could go to sleep:lol:

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33 minutes ago, Peter said:

RichmondFC

MelbourneFC

both jokes 

I don’t even need to watch the game to know the eagles are up, my neighbours are massive fans and a very drunk and already singing the victory song at full noise 😂😂

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1 hour ago, FatPom said:

I was waiting for someone to respond before I could go to sleep:lol:

I imagined you sitting there... Waiting for someone to take the bait

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4 hours ago, BogFrog said:

Why did the Romanian stop reading at night?

I don’t know, why did the Romanian stop reading at night? 

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