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Your zipper is too low". 

"mate I'm nude, i  dont have a zipper to be to low"

His zip is in plain view in that photo  - and its down....

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Pete has taken me on as a manager to relaunch his Career. 

The boy is a bit of a prude so we are gradually working towards the goal... this is just a slow progressing towards eventually relaunching with a Porno film. Its a guaranteed way to restart a stalled career.
Has anyone got any contacts for Stormy Daniels? if that fails maybe Tonya Harding???

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10 minutes ago, Ruley said:

Pete has taken me on as a manager to relaunch his Career. 

The boy is a bit of a prude so we are gradually working towards the goal... this is just a slow progressing towards eventually relaunching with a Porno film. Its a guaranteed way to restart a stalled career.
Has anyone got any contacts for Stormy Daniels? if that fails maybe Tonya Harding???

Great idea, get Schapelle, that'd be a sure fire ratings winner. 

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1 minute ago, roxii said:

Great idea, get Schapelle, that'd be a sure fire ratings winner. 

isnt jaqui lambi looking for love?

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1 minute ago, Ruley said:

isnt jaqui lambi looking for love?

Who the fark are you. Greg evans?

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48 minutes ago, Ruley said:

Pete has taken me on as a manager to relaunch his Career. 

The boy is a bit of a prude so we are gradually working towards the goal... this is just a slow progressing towards eventually relaunching with a Porno film. Its a guaranteed way to restart a stalled career.
Has anyone got any contacts for Stormy Daniels? if that fails maybe Tonya Harding???

To quote from that wonderful movie by the creators of South Park about a young Mormon who finds himself in the adult industry:

Joe Young: You see, when the Mormons first arrived, they didn't have any money... 

Porn Actress: They should've done DVDA.

 

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1 hour ago, Ruley said:

Pete has taken me on as a manager to relaunch his Career. 

The boy is a bit of a prude so we are gradually working towards the goal... this is just a slow progressing towards eventually relaunching with a Porno film. Its a guaranteed way to restart a stalled career.
Has anyone got any contacts for Stormy Daniels? if that fails maybe Tonya Harding???

The working title is "What happens in Vagus stays in vagus"

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