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Can't begin to tell you how fired up I am about this.

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The Markles are feral.  Make the Osbornes look normal.

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29 minutes ago, Merv said:

Meg scrubs up ok in Suits.

I've never watched it. Does she do any topless scenes?

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Best joke I've heard all week about this fiasco is .... So, it seems that Meghan Markle's father won't be at the wedding - that's okay because neither will Harry's!

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I fly in to London over Windsor Castle every Monday morning and the amount of faff that is going into this thing is unbelievable .... He should have just bunked off and done a quickie, tasteful service and been done with it. What a shambles of PR and bad management!

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8 minutes ago, Rimmer said:

12 months. Tops.

Cassandra as a fall back option? 😁

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10 hours ago, The Customer said:

What wedding? I'm in Scotland these days and the silence is deafening 😂😂

(viking to the death!)

Apart from the noise from Jimmy Kranky? God, will that woman ever STFU???

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I wish this wedding was pay per view. 

Then the tv stations in Australia would realise 2% of the population care. 

Not the 100% they believe do. 

Ffs. I’d rather watch guys play netball. 

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1 hour ago, Peter said:

I wish this wedding was pay per view. 

Then the tv stations in Australia would realise 2% of the population care. 

Not the 100% they believe do. 

Ffs. I’d rather watch guys play netball. 

Mate, try living here .... no-one has seemed to cotton on that every time his older brother throws the leg, he becomes more and more irrelevant by the day.

We are bombarded.

That said, I think the Queen is amazing - she's 90-something and still reads all legislation and questions what the government are doing on a weekly basis. She must be shaking her head with the tools we have running this country, or possibly going to run it someday. The next generation are a bunch of clowns .... you have this bloke (https://www.newstalk.com/Tampongate-and-six-other-British-royal-family-scandals) next in line, Airmiles Andy, Anne (even she bunked off out of it), Edward (the one they all thought was gat, but whose marriage is the longest) and it really doesn't fill you with confidence!!!

The following generation is in better hands, but Liz is only hanging on to make sure her eldest doesn't c0ck things up!!!

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1 hour ago, -H- said:

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I wonder if the woman on the left gets beard rash? 

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I had to approve three business cases for two masts and a DAS project for 'even more' coverage.  Goof grief!

7 hours ago, Rimmer said:

Apart from the noise from Jimmy Kranky? God, will that woman ever STFU???

When she's dead....:whistling:

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Personally I don't care what shes wearing, whos walking her down the aisle, whos going to be there (or not be there) or whether Prince Phillip will nod off during the ceremony.

So in other words I've just realised I should have gone camping this weekend at one of those places where phone reception is non-existent.

I'm thinking a Hot Campfire, Cold drinks, good mates and a distinct lack of political correctness would be a much more interesting prospect tonight

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21 hours ago, -H- said:

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Carrie Bickmore commented on The Project during the week, that she wants the swimsuit with Harry's face on it, it'd be the first time she had hair down there in a while!  Waleed nearly choked on his tie...

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am expecting Peter Beattie to be there

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Have to say, just back from a 50km ride through the Hampshire countryside and the amount of bunting, street parties and flags is amazing. It's a glorious day and one of those rare times that England get's to show how beautiful the countryside is.

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20 hours ago, FatPom said:

 It's a glorious day and one of those rare times that England get's to show how beautiful the countryside is.

Because they scheduled it on the one day of the year when it wasn't raining? 😆

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1 hour ago, Cottoneyes said:

Because they scheduled it on the one day of the year when it wasn't raining? 😆

No hill repeats yesterday either!

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Meg was dressed too conservatively for my liking.

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Posh spice dressed for a funeral. 

Joss stone was chewing on gum like it was oxygen. Trash. 

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