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Take your pick

 

Players out injured

Peptides not available

New board with no idea

Ongoing ASADA investigation

To focused on property developments and not football

New rules dont suit the team

Fafitta walking out on them

Not returning to the spiritual origins of the club at Sutherland oval

Et knocking of his best mates mrs

Spiking membership packages

Beer lines to long at shark park

Calling shark park remondis stadium

Horror draw

God gates them

 

Probably more, that'll do.

 

Seriously, not looking good, next three weeks are crap, might beat the warriors if lucky, two weeks after that are crap, could be on zero or two points after 6 rounds.

 

Gotta go home to Sutherland Oval

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Good thing you can all change your support to Manly and enjoy success

Don't they check your postcode before allowing membership?

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Follow the Tigers Gim - it's like following the Sharks but two years earlier :lol:

Watched the tigers put the sword through Souths, well played.

 

Even better, watched the green machine put the sword through Souths yesterday.

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The Sharks are in turmoil...Fifita saga, drug scandal, sacked coach, Carney (say no more), even the name of their current home ground (Remondis Stadium) WTF?!? Go back to calling it Shark Park, at least it sounds scary even if the team isn't!

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From a Sea Eagles perspective I wish to thank the Sharks for letting us have a good training hit out before our match against the Cowboys

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It started to go wrong from the minute carney had his hair done.

Carney in easts form would be brilliant, seemed a bit uninterested which summed up both sides after half time. Fifita looked like he did not care, goofing about with Tafua, think ego pay check and committment not matching up for mr I wish I was playing rugby, give Benji a call

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They need to get Ricky Stuart in to coach for a couple of years :D

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I understand the problems but WTF is the ET thing about ? This is serious - it could hurt the fishing......

 

FM

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So when are the sharks likely to score? They haven't even had a consolation try in the last 3 games.

 

It must be pretty obvious to everyone by now they need a new club doctor & pharmacist again this year.

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I wouldnt be surprised if they have a crack at a field goal inside the first 5 mins next week

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All you single blokes should be hanging around with the Sharkies. You should do well with the women because we all know the Sharkies won't score.

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Down 22 nil against Broncos and they come back to win 24-22.

 

They takes some digging when you're in last place with not much to play for.

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All Y'all can go eat a supersize bag of dicks ya cunny funts with ya witty Memes and whatnot. Up, Up, Way up, all the friggin way up to the hilt Up Cronulla.

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All Y'all can go eat a supersize bag of dicks ya cunny funts with ya witty Memes and whatnot. Up, Up, Way up, all the friggin way up to the hilt Up Cronulla.

I think we are all out of excuses,though I do need to add the gall hates the pretend coach to the list.

 

It is very clear to me as of today we will be the first club in the history of the NRL, to go from last place, to sneak into the 8 and win the thing.

 

Hashtag believe or whatever they do on tweeter

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Don't get too cocky Parky, long way to go.

 

I'm sure they'll provide plenty more opportunity for some meme's.

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What about that photo of carney doing the rounds

 

don't leave us hanging oompa...

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NRL's probably had it on their files for a while, just using it now to take some heat out of the fact that a few have been busted gambling on games. They are all f...... idiots.

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I'm sure there are forum rules against me posting photos of nob on here, so will just say the pic is of Carney at the urinal peeing into his own mouth.

 

Go to twitter if you ever need to find a pic.

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Don't get too cocky Parky, long way to go.

 

I'm sure they'll provide plenty more opportunity for some meme's.

Wow didn't have to wait 12hrs.

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I'm sure there are forum rules against me posting photos of nob on here, so will just say the pic is of Carney at the urinal peeing into his own mouth.

Go to twitter if you ever need to find a pic.

Think I'll give it a miss.

 

I'll say it; Carney is just misunderstood. I hear he's quite well read. This incident only arose after he'd read Mahatma Gandhi used to drink his own urine.

Edited by lawman

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Has to be the end for Carnage, shame for the clubs who support these guys through the self inflicted hard times only for them to throw it back in their face.

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don't leave us hanging oompa...

If you haven't seen it, pm your email and when I get home tonight I'll flick it.

 

Pretty sure he was just making sure his dick was working

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Sacked was the word that came out about 30mins ago. Sharks CEO is now denying that.

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