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Let's agree to base round 1 handicaps on race 4 last season...some suggested additions...

 

30 second bonus for each child

 

30 second bonus for every working hour over 38 per week

 

30 second bonus for any officially diagnosed alcohol, food, sex, drug, pokie addiction

 

30 second bonus for any sharks supporter

 

2 kids = 1 minute

Average 50hrs/wk lately = 6 minutes

Addicted to food (thats why Im a fat f-ker) = 30 seconds

Do I get any extra for being a Newtown Jets supporter?

At least the sharks are still in the comp :(

 

How about for having to look at Roxii's ugly mug every friday night for 12 weeks?

 

Total EXTRA handicap on top of last seasons handicap = 7 minutes 30 seconds

On top of my 19 and a half minutes from last season gives me a handicap of 27 minutes.

 

 

Edit : Still dont think it will be enough :schmoll:

Edited by Mr Tinman

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Last years thread went for 27 odd pages...wonder if we can beat that :lol:

 

 

We're going the right way about it

 

How about a handicap reduction for current World Champions?

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We'll need separate threads for sledging, handicapping arguments, sandbagging generally and race reports in order to keep things manageable...

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Pfffft, how the hell do you expect to have the mother of all threads on trannies if you split everything up?

 

All arguements here, with handicap times in seperate threads for each race.

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All arguements here, with handicap times in seperate threads for each race.

 

 

Don't tell me what to do with the handicaps. -7mins 30s for you now!

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Actually, I was doing one armed drills..... :smile1:

 

Was that the one arm drill with your legs tied together that you were telling me about Royds?

............Nealo, you're a disgrace!!!

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Was that the one arm drill with your legs tied together that you were telling me about Royds?

............Nealo, you're a disgrace!!!

 

 

You make baby Nealo cry.

 

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How about a handicap reduction for current World Champions?

 

Do you mean "real" World Champs like that recent little race? ............ OR the more prestigious KWC Champs? :lol:

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Do you mean "real" World Champs like that recent little race? ............ OR the more prestigious KWC Champs? :lol:

 

 

Well I'm neither, so both!!

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Do you mean "real" World Champs like that recent little race? ............ OR the more prestigious KWC Champs? :lol:

 

I am sure that IronJimbo was referring to the universally acclaimed KWC rather than that far less well recognised ITU race ............

 

Hang on a minute - on this basis, you are going to get a handicap reduction but Coach@ won't!!!!! Hey Nealo, you have GOT to work out a way of making it harder for Coach@ to win. Especially now that his natural handicap of dodgy calf muscles seems to be cured by him wearing those embarassing compression sock thingies....................

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Don't tell me what to do with the handicaps. -7mins 30s for you now!

 

Dear Mr Nealo, I think you missed a 2 infront of that 7 :lol:

Please don't encourage!!!

 

Doesnt look like he needs any.

Tell ya what Im gunna do TGL

I will buy a doughnut today and leave it sitting in the bottom of my work ute until this thread hits 28 pages.

 

Then I will post it to you :D

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Last seasons handicaps.

 

Coach@ 0m1s

Framie 4m30s

TGL 5m30s

Rog 8m20s

TrinewB 8m30s

Roxii 10m0s

Royds 11m0s

Gorro 11m20s

Parkside 11m30s

Gimili 11m 30s

KAM 12m0s

KAL 12m 10s

Quack 13m 10s

Ironjimbo 14m30s

Stu 14m40s

Yarraga 16m0s

Nealo 17m30s

Tinman 19m30s

Andrew#1 21m 0s

Steamroller 31m30s

 

Last season results.

The results are

57m35s Gorro

57m37s TGL

57m55s Parkside

58m01s KAM

58m07s Roxii

58m13s Yarraga

58m40s Framie

59m28s Royds

59m39s Gimili

59m42s Gi

60m19s KAL

60m26s Stu

60m27s Andrew#1

60m39s Nealo

60m59s Speedyj

61m09s Steamroller

63m24s Flanman

64m25s Quack

65m13s TrinewB

65m56s Rog

DNF Coach@

DNS Mr Tinman (however turned up and gave great encouragement and time splits.)

DNS Ironjimbo

 

Non-handicap results are here

http://www.multisportaustralia.com.au/RaceTecResults/default.aspx?CId=1&RId=514

Edited by roxii

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Does this mean I am off max. handicap?? :lol:

Edit : 31:30 isnt it....

 

 

*GROAN* Let the excuses start!

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What excuses?

I had a DNS due to injury last race, so my form is unknown (not really, its poor :D )

Therefore I should be given the benefit of the doubt and race ALL 4 RACES at the maximum handicap.

This is to ensure that my handicap is correct for the 2012/13 season :lol:

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Does this mean I am off max. handicap?? :lol:

Edit : 31:30 isnt it....

 

 

Your handicap will remain at 19m30s unless you have some recent events to support a change?

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Last season results are

57m35s Gorro

57m37s TGL

57m55s Parkside

58m01s KAM

58m07s Roxii

58m13s Yarraga

 

Oh look at that, I beat Roxii :P

 

Nice close results there, hopefully this year's results will also come down to seconds to make it exciting!!!

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Seems the ITU critics have never done one :D although KWC garners more prestige and respect...so let's cut out all the bleating about being fat or injured and base the handicap purely on race 4 last year :)

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Seems the ITU critics have never done one........

 

Race 2 will be the one to get excited about as this doubles as a qualifier for this other ITU race that you speak of!

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Your handicap will remain at 19m30s unless you have some recent events to support a change?

 

Yep...RAW :D

Actually Tinman I have a new theory with the Handicaps and you may very well be getting another minute.

 

One??

How much is each extra minute going to cost me? :lol:

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Seems the ITU critics have never done one :D although KWC garners more prestige and respect...so let's cut out all the bleating about being fat or injured and base the handicap purely on race 4 last year :)

 

 

No worries coach, you had a smoking swim, possibly your best bike of the season, and if we put those splits together with your average run split for that race we should be fine! :smile1:

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Oh look at that, I beat Roxii :P

 

Nice close results there, hopefully this year's results will also come down to seconds to make it exciting!!!

 

 

I actually did an audit of the results yesterday and put a spread sheet together. You actually didn't beat Roxii! :lol:

 

Roxii Handicap 0:10:00 Race Time 1:08:07 Adjusted Time 0:58:07

KAM Handicap 0:12:00 Race Time 1:10:31 Adjusted Time 0:58:31

 

Something fishy going on with last years results.

Edited by nealo

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Last season results.

 

 

 

DNS Ironjimbo

 

 

Mmmm. Missing all the fun was extremely disappointing

 

Race 3 was a PB for me though, so you can base my handicap on that if you like?

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I actually did an audit of the results yesterday and put a spread sheet together. You actually didn't beat Roxii! :lol:

 

Roxii Handicap 0:10:00 Race Time 1:08:07 Adjusted Time 0:58:07

KAM Handicap 0:12:00 Race Time 1:10:31 Adjusted Time 0:58:31

 

Something fishy going on with last years results.

 

 

WHAT! I cant believe I missed out on 8 months of sledging. DAMN. I believe KAM was sleeping with the handicapper, so that would explain a lot. Wonder if I should try that this year! :lol:

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WHAT! I cant believe I missed out on 8 months of sledging. DAMN. I believe KAM was sleeping with the handicapper, so that would explain a lot. Wonder if I should try that this year! :lol:

 

Edit: Im not going anywhere near that comment....

Edited by Mr Tinman

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I actually did an audit of the results yesterday and put a spread sheet together. You actually didn't beat Roxii! :lol:

 

Roxii Handicap 0:10:00 Race Time 1:08:07 Adjusted Time 0:58:07

KAM Handicap 0:12:00 Race Time 1:10:31 Adjusted Time 0:58:31

 

Something fishy going on with last years results.

 

:blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush::blush:

Roxii ....what's all this talk about I beat you, you beat me? Let's not an audit ruin our friendship. Would you like me to bake you something?

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Tinman you should be off 15 minutes. That new wetsuit since your last kurnell is blatant cheating.

 

There are very, very few people that knew about my sekret new wetsuit...so who are you again? :lol:

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Nice thanks for the heads up.. been checking lateley.. time for more swimming bike and running.. last race was Busso Dec 11 so time to race again..

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Im in for 15th Jan. Just entered. Since I missed out on R4 last year what is my handicap? I will certainly be slower than last year....

 

:smartarse:

 

So did the zimmer frame you ordered arrive yet? You got the aero carbon one didn't you? :smile1:

 

TGL

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Based upon the Maroney theorem I am lookin pretty good.... too much unpaid OT (Im on a salary now) check; addition to sex, prescription medication, alcohol - check. Child: check. Various afflictions (and hey even entering this stupid race will ensure I am further enriching Parkie and others for years to come) check: Certified bug f-k nuts: Check.

 

Just another lunatic in the asylum...

 

PS we have to calculate my walk time not my run time.

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Well, just based on simple maths we are currently averaging over a page a day since this thread began which means that we will EASILY top 27 pages.....

 

Especially if we keep our posts short.............

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