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Tomorrow I get a colonoscopy.

 

The journey started last night however. Thought I would walk a few through the nutrition plan in lead up to the big day tomorrow...

 

Last night mixed up 3 litres of Glycoprep-C and store in the fridge for this afternoons drinking session from 3pm.

 

Breakfast today consisted of two slices of toast with honey on them - not allowed seeds, so no raspberry jam, vegimite is reserved for Ironman only, peanut butter is a no go in my house so honey it was and a pint of water.

 

12 noon saw the swallowing of 3 tablets of bisacodyl.

 

Lunch was scrambled eggs and a pint of water.

 

Lunch also saw me mix up a large glass of magnesium citrate which then goes in the fridge for 2pm consumption.

 

2pm today no more food but lets face it toast and eggs isn't real food. Midnight no more fluid.

 

Mmmmm, I wonder if I will go to the toilet with all these lovely concoctions.

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Mmmmm, I wonder if I will go to the toilet with all these lovely concoctions.

:lol: The fuse has been lit..

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After having done this last month, stay close to the loo, very close. You will have a nice flat stomach in the morning, quaranteed.

 

Kas

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You doing sandhills in the morning??

 

I dare ya!

 

Keep us posted big fella, this could be interesting :lol:

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Tomorrow I get a colonoscopy.

 

..

 

Mmmmm, I wonder if I will go to the toilet with all these lovely concoctions.

I guarantee it! :lol: Towards the end of the "regime" you will have an appreciation for the term "hot flushes" that not even the menapausal can know. Enjoy!

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Tomorrow I get a colonoscopy.

 

So as well as talking out of your ass, you'll be able to see out of it as well. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

Good luck. I had two operations last year in a similar area. Does make your eyes water a bit. :lol:

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The 12 noon bisacodyl tablets were sweet, I tasted them rather than just swallowed. No issue with them at all.

 

Just had the 2pm big glass of magnesium citrate - tasted crap, really tart, and I downed it in a pint glass to dilute the flavour as much as I could - would not have like a middy glass of the stuff.

 

Guess I sit and wait :lol:

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Put some reading material in the "smallest room" now, as you may not be able to get it later!

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The 12 noon bisacodyl tablets were sweet, I tasted them rather than just swallowed. No issue with them at all.

 

Just had the 2pm big glass of magnesium citrate - tasted crap, really tart, and I downed it in a pint glass to dilute the flavour as much as I could - would not have like a middy glass of the stuff.

 

Guess I sit and wait :lol:

 

While you wait, perhaps you can read this - linky thingy

 

Possibly the funniest thing you will read on the internet

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What, you weren't happy with the finger poke and decided you wanted it deeper? :lol:

 

That's how it starts Dwarf, no going back now :D:lol:

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What, you weren't happy with the finger poke and decided you wanted it deeper? :lol:

 

That's how it starts Dwarf, no going back now :blink::lol:

 

Not staying with you in Port now Gim...not that there's anything wrong with that

 

:D:D:D;)

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While you wait, perhaps you can read this - linky thingy

 

Possibly the funniest thing you will read on the internet

 

I posted that on here a few years ago, and just went to TTUK to find the link as I posted it there as well, but STW came back as 'page expired'. Glad it's still around in some form or other. :lol:

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I posted that on here a few years ago, and just went to TTUK to find the link as I posted it there as well, but STW came back as 'page expired'. Glad it's still around in some form or other. :lol:

 

That's priceless!

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just downed the first glass of glycoprep-c. Tasted ok, lemon flavour...

 

 

no movement at the station yet :lol:

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2nd cup gone (750mls in total), meant to have one every 15 minutes.....

 

still whole :lol:

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You doing sandhills in the morning??

 

I dare ya!

 

 

:lol::D remember that photo of that dude finishing his run covered in the brown stuff :D:D:lol:

 

STAND CLEAR if he attends...

 

 

 

All the best Gimili ;)

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can't wait for athe carnage to begin :lol:

 

Gim take note of kas, roxii's and mx's advice

 

might be an idea to warm up the glutes for all the clenching you'll be doing as you repeatedly charge to the throne :lol:

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