3rd gear tapped over a big log
Last thing I remember seeing before waking up on the ground was looking upside down back at the headlight. Yes, massive over the bars.
Woke up and did the spinal check....wiggle all fingers and toes.... LOL
Found the bike, square back wheel, subframe bent 90 degrees left, all plastics ****ed. 3month old bike.
Rode it out of the bush and home with what I thought was broken ribs. Parked bike in carport and collapsed on the front lawn. Ex wife(girlfriend at the time) found me who knows how long later and rushed me to hospital. Turned out that I had hit the ground so hard that I had nearly completely split my liver in two when it hit my ribcage.... LOL internal bleeding.... LOL not 1 broken bone(thank **** for growing up on a dairy farm and drinking cows milk 99% of the time)
ICU for days. Off my guts on morphine watching Oprah. Happy days 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎🤘YEOW