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  1. FFF1077

    Friday Funny

    >be Australian >alarm goes off at 6.30am >still wearing hivis from yesterde >three different Prime Ministers have come and gone overnight >fourth one is about to be sworn in >make brekky >bite into strawberry >cop a sewing needle through the roof of the mouth >can't feel it because still pissed from the fifteen cans of Emu Export last night >drive to site >Fooeys are playing on Triple M, ****en grouse >bite into a meat pie at lunch >full of sewing needles and redback spiders >drop pie and make apprentice pick it all up >knock off at 2 >straight to bottleo >block of bushchook and a pouch of white ox >open pouch to roll a smoke >full of sewing needles and blue ring octopuses >get stung and stabbed multiple times >she'll be right mate >crack tinnie >turn on telly >another leadership spill means a fifth Prime Minister is being sworn in >fifth Prime Minister Is actually a sewing needle >NSW government has just banned nightclubs, festivals, alcohol, cars, walking, sneezing, and the concept of joy >absolute bloody outrage this is >walk back into kitchen and open fridge >full of sewing needles and a great white shark >get eaten >it's me RDO tomorra so she'll be right From my sisters boyfriend who is an Englishman 😂👌 Happy Friday all
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    2018 numbers - Swing ya d1ck time

    OK How did we all go this year. Yes yes it's not over yet but ffs close enough for me. Swim - 396.98km Bike - 6979km Run - 1263km Happy with that. Although my small ocd has me wanting to round off those figures 🤣🤣👍
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    Zwift Roll Call

    Edgar A Poe Level 23 I ride Zwift when everyone else is asleep. But I will follow the thread. Awesome stuff @IronJimbo
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    The Mental Health thread

    Yeah, you're top of the list mate 😎👍
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    Advice for first 70.3

    HAVE FUN That's all you need to know about Triathlon. That's EXACTLY what I kept saying to myself in my first Ironman. Yee Ha
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    The Mental Health thread

    Having spoken to @goughyon the phone myself, he's a very high quality human. ****ing awesome bloke actually. Makes it easy to find an excuse to do a road trip through Qld 😎✌️👍👍
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    Smart turbo/ Zwift and the clueless

    As @Turtshas pointed out above there's a Zwift hack which is super easy to use and you can ride wherever you want whenever you like. It is pretty cool. It makes Zwift even better. Especially when you log in and there's 6000-7000 people all riding Volcano Flat 😂😂😂
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    Smart turbo/ Zwift and the clueless

    Yes! Let me buy you a beer 😂😎👍👍
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    Smart turbo/ Zwift and the clueless

    I am considering selling my kickr, PC and the rest of the set up..... Just can't see the point of it.... But a guy from work wisely mentioned that there might be a rainy cold(sorry FP) day when I want to ride safely. So I will keep it. Outdoors is soooooooo much more my thing now that I am doing stuff for fun and not performance. Plus I CAN'T STAND the NY course 😭🤢🤢🤢
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    2018 numbers - Swing ya d1ck time

    Mel Urrie would be on the top of that I'd think
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    Turquoise Coast Tri (Jurien Bay, WA)

    And ****ing whining....
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    Coffee mythbuster

    🙄😳 Nescafe is entirely within my budget. That's all I drink usually. Unless I go to a Cafe. So your's is not true 😛😁😂😂
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    The Mental Health thread

    This thread, contuines to add high quality support and information to this community. If you want to feel good about being a Trannie. Just read through this thread and see before you the love that is shared openly. Excellent. Excellent work everyone ✌️😎
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    The Mental Health thread

    Yes, they are horrible places to visit and even more horrible to be admitted to. My time in one was the second most disturbing experience in my life. I left there wanting to talk to the Victorian government about how they expect people to rehabilitate properly in such squaller. ****ing sad.
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    What training did you do today...

    Peanut or original? I Iike the excitement of the mixed bags
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    Official Parkrun thread.

    Yep. Heard Bobby McGee(run coach) say this years ago. I watched my daughter run as a young girl and it's true. Ain't nature grand 😎👌
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    The good news thread

    That's wicked 😊😊😊😊
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    Coffee mythbuster

    No Doze. It's the best thing to have for that purpose. IMO anyway. Too much actual coffee makes me... Well... 💩
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    Official Parkrun thread.

    That's so cool FP 😎💪👍✌️✌️ Made my day 👍
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    Official Parkrun thread.

    Yeah I asked once I'd realised before I ran. But he was polite and said no, which is cool with me. Rules are rules. And I'll just go back another time and go faster.
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    So what type of courses suit you

    All the courses at a nice restaurant.
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    2018 numbers - Swing ya d1ck time

    Port in May is sounding fun..?
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    Ironman WA (Busso) 2018

    Read it via Faceache. Awesome write up mate! Hilarious. Cheers. *ya bloody bugger, recounting those memories makes a fat kid with freckles keen 🤣🤣🤣🙄👍👍
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    Official Parkrun thread.

    I did this at my local this morning. PB time... Not on records.... FARK!? LOL
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    2018 numbers - Swing ya d1ck time

    Went to round up the swim number but it wasn't added to the overall year's total..? Oh well Fair difference between the Garmin Connect total and the Strava total 😳😳🤣🤣🙄